NOO NEWS
I had the weirdest night all by myself. I'm too lazy to retype. I'm gonna copypasta my conversation with *Jubilations.

*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:37:23 PM)
I think I just woke up from the weirdest night ever
Jubilee says: (12:38:00 PM)
....dream wise or were you wasted out of your mind and a lot of shit went down?
Jubilee says: (12:38:00 PM)
D:
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:38:24 PM)
Well last night I think I had SOMETHING spiked because I was trying to see how many things I could fit inside of
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:38:36 PM)
* Under the Bed: No *Closet: Yes. *Shoe: No
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:39:11 PM)
and I almost fell asleep with my ass in the air and then I screamed and ran around for like 15 minutes because I was just so sure I was going to be raped
Jubilee says: (12:40:00 PM)
....Never let your drink out of your sight.
Jubilee says: (12:40:01 PM)
D:
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:40:18 PM)
I dreamt I was driving this fly car through the city of SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:40:36 PM)
but once you entered the city of SHE BANGS SHE BANGS you could never leave and I was so sad
Jubilee says: (12:40:47 PM)
LOL
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:40:50 PM)
all that is inside of the city of SHE BANGS SHE BANGS is a best buy
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:41:14 PM)
NO IT WAS A CIRCUIT CITY
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:41:15 PM)
yeah that one
Jubilee says: (12:42:45 PM)
...I could never tell the difference..
Jubilee says: (12:42:52 PM)
BUT THAT ALL SOUNDS MAGICAL.
Jubilee says: (12:42:54 PM)
8D
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:42:59 PM)
I dreamt I caught a beautiful mouse and gave him a bath and he drowned himself
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:43:32 PM)
and then I transferred into a class for english retards and I was like WUT and they were making beautiful art projects that I had no idea how to make and I was so sad
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:44:05 PM)
and then they were like HERES A TEST KITTIE ABOUT THE BOOK WE READ THATS ENTIRELY IN LATIN ABOUT THE CITY THAT EXISTS INSIDE OF A BOX CONTAINING CAR FUMES
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:44:17 PM)
then I had to pee so I woke up.
Jubilee says: (12:44:53 PM)
LAWL
Jubilee says: (12:44:57 PM)
oh god xDDD
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:45:29 PM)
AND SHOCKER
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:45:31 PM)
I WAS NAKED
Jubilee says: (12:45:39 PM)
...
Jubilee says: (12:45:54 PM)
Through all that!?
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:45:55 PM)
and here I am now, 15 minutes later
Jubilee says: (12:46:29 PM)
....Naked still? 8DD
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:46:32 PM)
YES
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:46:33 PM)
YES I AM
Jubilee says: (12:47:34 PM)
......
Jubilee says: (12:47:39 PM)
you should take pictures...
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:47:52 PM)
I'M TOO FUCKING SCARED TO DO ANYTHING TEHCNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED
Jubilee says: (12:48:36 PM)
...You're on the computer.
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:48:41 PM)
FFFFFFFF
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:48:44 PM)
WHAT!?
Jubilee says: (12:48:46 PM)
Computers are pretty advanced stuff, yah no?
*help - Kittie Peters - NayruAsukei says: (12:48:53 PM)
GET OFF THE CRACK



Basically, I was trying to get inside of EVERYTHING and typically it was my arms or my boobs that prevented me from doing so, and so I was just trying to gnaw them off but ALAS, I DON'T HAVE A LONG ENOUGH NECK TO REACH MY BOOBS TO GNAW THEM OFF.

I tried to hug the entire world. I really wanted to just share the love inside of me. So I looked for a wall, because that would suffice... and I DIDN'T HAVE AN EMPTY WALL. It had to be empty. Like, so much angst.

Also: More love from ~Kaikuu.
AIM IM with Kaikuu.
5/17/08, 9:32 PM
Kate: -opens mouth-
Kate: -sounds of the ocean come out-
Kate: -closes mouth-
Kaikuu: LOL, DO IT AGAIN.
Kate: ITS A SKILL THAT COMES AND GOES
Kate: I CAN'T JUST -DO- IT
Kaikuu: ....AW.
Kaikuu: LIKE MY ABILITY TO URINATE.
Kate: KIND OF LIKE YOUR ABILITY TO URINATE.
Kaikuu: I UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION NOW.
Kaikuu: HOW TRAGIC.

/NOO NEWS

Seriously?
I overlaid a picture of her and I and this is what I got.



This is eerie.
I think she may be the asian me.

Kate

PS: Seniors in AP Art get a ceiling tile. Here's what ~MidnightMagician and I have so far:



PPS: I love ~Kaikuu.

9:55 PM
Kaia: AHAHA. I GOTTA GO. IT'S ONLY 11, BUT MY DAD STILL TREATS ME LIKE A FUCKIN' THIRD GRADER EVEN THO I'M 18.
SOMETIMESSSS.
IIIII.
WANNAAAAA
PISSSSSS
INNNN
HIIIISSSSSS
SOUUUUUP.
D:<
arggggggg. LIFE IS FRUSTRATING, KATE.
BUT I STILL HAVE YOU AND XAAIK AND LOVE.
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